Here is the other workstation. Notice the "Stack o' Food" on the right? Then notice the semi-exposed paperclip device on the left. This is damned near obvious, but it turns out the food was returned after a cursory self examination of one's work area. An "audit", if you will, turned up a food surplus and it was returned to the proper owner. This however is just the build up to our next portion: The Intel Report.
THE INTEL REPORT.This section really doesn't have anything to do with the picture above, but it cracks me up so it stays. Our new conspirator, is a confidante of the gray desk subject. (Tuna owner) He amazingly has not tipped off the subject, but only out of morbid curiosity for what we are doing, I am sure. In addition, he knows I would not hesitate to cut his brake lines, but that is another story. It turns out, that soon after the Tuna was switched, gray desk boy got hungry. He looked high and low for that delicious foodstuff, but his "Chicken of the sea" was nowhere to be found. So he looked for his pears. Gone too. Where could they be?? Wait a minute, did he just see them 10 feet away? At his co-workers desk? HE DID! What did not occur is the taking back of the groceries. Instead, he starved on the off-chance that his co-worker had brought the exact same tuna and pears for himself. Thinking "Jeez, what copycat! Imagine buying the same meal as me...jackass. Damn, that tuna and pears sound good.." He confided to our mutual friend that he was disappointed that tan desk boy stole his food. He was more upset, that tan desk was actually flaunting it! Stolen tuna right in his face! Imagine the NERVE!
Here is the other workstation. Notice the "Stack o' Food" on the right? Then notice the semi-exposed paperclip device on the left. This is damned near obvious, but it turns out the food was returned after a cursory self examination of one's work area. An "audit", if you will, turned up a food surplus and it was returned to the proper owner. This however is just the build up to our next portion: The Intel Report.
THE INTEL REPORT.This section really doesn't have anything to do with the picture above, but it cracks me up so it stays. Our new conspirator, is a confidante of the gray desk subject. (Tuna owner) He amazingly has not tipped off the subject, but only out of morbid curiosity for what we are doing, I am sure. In addition, he knows I would not hesitate to cut his brake lines, but that is another story. It turns out, that soon after the Tuna was switched, gray desk boy got hungry. He looked high and low for that delicious foodstuff, but his "Chicken of the sea" was nowhere to be found. So he looked for his pears. Gone too. Where could they be?? Wait a minute, did he just see them 10 feet away? At his co-workers desk? HE DID! What did not occur is the taking back of the groceries. Instead, he starved on the off-chance that his co-worker had brought the exact same tuna and pears for himself. Thinking "Jeez, what copycat! Imagine buying the same meal as me...jackass. Damn, that tuna and pears sound good.." He confided to our mutual friend that he was disappointed that tan desk boy stole his food. He was more upset, that tan desk was actually flaunting it! Stolen tuna right in his face! Imagine the NERVE!
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